Fries Before Guys
|fashion, Disney, and everything in between|
|me:||watching tv show|
|me:||looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds|
|me:||misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat|
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
So my high school dance team can wear tank tops and dance in front of the entire school in them but I can’t wear one to school where maybe 50 people...
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had...
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you